Eric Wareheim as a music video director

makes me happy
cause its simple




I woke up at 10 am because i spent the night at jamos after seeing the wrestler.
jamos family owns this comapny.
so i always eat free pizza and cookie dough

(prolly the gayest papa's commercial)
we watched wanted and i thought to myself that the matrix was more realistic,i ate more pizza,i woke up with what i assume is a hangover of carbohydrates and then went home.
i got home at 11 and asked to get a ride to the park and my dad said i could go up when he gets back from costco,he said he would be back at 1:30,2 at the latest.
he got home at 330
i was mad but i forgave him, i got to the park. i was cold and tired. and then within 5 minutes,i was in a game of skate with sam, a board flew at me and blew up my foot.
if you skate a small park you know what im talking about.
shane, whos hella tight and good and has a nice Jetta, kicked out and hit me in the foot.
i yelled in agony as the cold and pain rushed through my senses and i just laid down and started hating life more.
i have nothing to really hate, but i always get hurt doing the most stupid shit, that its retarted.
like when i broke my hip cause i hit a pebble
bob saget
(circa 2004)
so i layed there and shane apologized but not before he said the one thing i hate most.
" THats what you get for being a kings fan"
he is in fact a lakers fan and we had discussed our disgust for one anothers team earlier this week.
i said fuck the lakers, i hate youuuuuuu.
but then i said no, just the lakers, and then he laughed and then kickflipped back tail slid the ledge as i laid in pain.
what a stupid injury too
now my foot is totally bruised on the inside of my left foot below the big toe.
such a random spot too
oh wells.
now that im bed ridden for the night
ive been playing skate 2

and ill prolly watch a movie
and ill end up talking about that movie in a bulletin.
well goodnight till then

pee ├ęS

go see the wrestler
you will cry!
requiem is still darren aronofskys best film by far
but thats just my opinion
and there like kittens



i have no life now

because of skate 2
i spend all my time just filmin and skatin
such a hard life
i want apple juice


skate 2 is finally out

and here is my first line!!

(the wallie sucked cause your not supposed to wallie!)
once i beat it,i will make a full part

i give it a 8.8/10!

neeeds more customization!


two amazing things are happening today

well actually 3

brushin those dayumn republicans off

at midnight skate 2 comes out

and i guess ima go skate so im watching jamal smith videos

Todays gonna be a good day



a day in the city

where i used to live

so today i woke up at 9 and hopped right in the shower so then i was naked and wet.
and your probably thinking,weiiiiirddd. The night before at about 10pm i got on xboxlive and told james and nick we were going skatin in portland tommorow and it would be so fun.
so we did.
nick had a broken board and pondered at what he could do
We called cals pharmacy and no one picked up
so we went over to industrial ride shop in the mall.
for the 2nd time in a row i got a stupid guy trying to sell me stuff i dont need.
the first time was this kid with glasses who was trying to sell me an 8.25 toymachine and said
"yeah dude, all my friends can tre-flip perfectly on it" and nick lund said in a smirky dick way
"your friends brah? your friends can tre flip" and it was awkward cause we saw him later in the week at our park and he was trying to do impossible up the step-up
the 2nd guy(today) walked into work after we had nicks board set up and me and james started talking about A HAPPY MEDIUM and how it was the best video in that shop
the guy with a dgk shirt,giant dc's and dc hat and a stud belt then replies too us
"oh have you seen fully flared yet"?
wtf kind of answer is that
yes.i have
cause im a human
james chuckled and the manager kind of laughed
a second later i said, well have you seen a happy medium and he looked confused and said yes?
and then all of a sudden was like "have you seen almost round 3 yet? and i said YES like 4 years ago.shiiiit.james then bought a taildevil,which he made look awesome.but
i then lost all respect for the only shop that looked decent in the mall
we walked out and then started on our way to portland

we got on the max, james 360flipped with his taildevil,sparks a-flew and we kept skating.
we stopped for a bridge shot and got probably the fakest picture ive ever taken

we then went to nw 23rd and i got hustled for a dollar by a little kid and nick and james said i was too nice and i wasnt man about things
it sucked i came to a realization that i was a pussy in a way and then we went to get pizza at escape from new york and there was the sign from god.
so of course we got a photo
we went skating through the day and went to a ledge by the suuuuppper secret nike park
he was so psyched on his skateboard maneuver he performed on his official GIRL (RED) skateboard that he posed for the campain
and then we kept skating
but then stopped to get a photo outside that super secret nike park
im sure john motta's been here
but then
we ran into compton who didnt even say hi....(jerk)

compton kickflip backside noseblunt from eriKeating on Vimeo.
i filmed this too.
a nice high five would have been nice
but oh wells.
but anyways
earlier that day somehow the joke of the day was
examples of the joke.....

HOW can you give away money!?
in this economy

i stubbed my toe.

pretty much anything, tack on IN THIS ECONOMY?!
and you have a joke only the three of us can understand.

we started going home and eventually got to the max stop at ikea and went to skate a bank to wall
unfortunately there was hella rocks and dirt from the snow storm and this happened to james
we laughed when he hit his head
we eventually went home and now im writing this useless blog that no one will read
ima be famous someday
but in this economy!?
yeah you dont understand


fkcin crackhead pt 2 i guess

so i read a comment from james alby that said
"hey duuuude im gay lolz"
no he didnt say that
im just tired
and rude
but he wanted to know the full story about that crackhead who took my money
this is the insanely retarted story

*cough cough*

so sunday i was moving out of my holocaust sized apartment in downtown portand and was packing and cleaning for a majority of the day.
i got two tea's and even starbucks! from my mum
but i dont drink coffee,just the smoothie shake mcjinglemcbob's
and so i drank till my hearts content

as the day drew on, the rain was falling and i was a little sad about me leaving
Mia stopped by to say goodbye before she headed off to work
we looked at my yearbook as i was packing it away and noticed alllll the chicks i could have had in highschool but i am too much of an idiot to have done anything.

stupid teen love infatuation

well she then left and i kept on drankin ma tea's.
a few hours later i kept hearing the buzzer at the front of the main door being buzzed and i was like fuuuuuuck ill see who it was and this crazy looking black guy with no teeth and air jordans from 96' was at the door. i should had known it was a bad idea, but im stupid so i invited him in. He said he was looking for a kid in room 109 and i said he was gone,because im in 101 and i smell the weed that kid smokes from down the hall and i hadnt smelled it for a while.

he then said

Well im with the art institute and we give out free money for college students to play these stupid ass games
i saw money so i was like ohhh sweeet dude, yeah come into my nice fkcin apartment cause im retarted mind you
.He had a binder of paper with fake signatures or signatures of students from psu and ghetto ads of a new verizon phone. he asked if i wanted a phone and i said nah brah i got a blackberry so the money he talked about was what i was foccused on.

we played some games like me drinking water in 30 seconds and i won 5 dollars and i was like fuck dude, really this is easy.
i should have quit. i made like 7 dollars and then the sketchy guy said hey i have a few other students hanging out at the governor hotel the next block down. lets play this game and you will win 300 dollars. As things wore on all i could see was money and i thought everything was legit because im gullable and nice and i thought the school was actually paying this man to do this.

Before we left we played this game with 3 caps and a piece of paper where i had to watch the paper and see what cap it was under. Before the first game he took out a bottle of cologne and used the cap from that bottle as a 3rd cap and left the bottle on the floor. we played the game and i won each time and so he said well make your bet and if you are right then you win 300

somehow, i dont know how, i ended up going to the hotel and withdrawing 120 dollars to make a bet that i was right, which i was. We agreed on which cap was the right one and i gave him the money. which shouldnt have been something to do in any situation. but i was fucking right and i was gonna win my money so i said ok here take my life savings pretty much and he took it. He flipped the cap and i said okay sweet i won, now can i have my money and before i could finish he was like ok now watch and started doing the cap thing really fast switching caps and making the paper go under each cap, you know like that retarted cup game. this is how ghetto this shit was and i bought into it. so im too nice of a person and i dont get angry and when i suddenly lost cause this fucker tricked me he said oh man you must be high or something and said he forgot his cologne in my room and that he would be back in 10 minutes.
he said i gotta go and walked out the door.

IT happened so fast that i was like wtf just happened. i went back to my room and looked at the cologne and said "wow, he is not coming back." and i yelled and punched my wall. i went back to the hotel and one of the people said they rarely see him and he told one of the guys that his name was patrick and the guy i was now talking to was named patrick.
the funny thing was, that the crackhead said his name was erik and when we met i said oh sweet so is mine.

pretty much i fucked up,felt bad for someone, got hustled and now i dont trust people.

it then started snowing as i was moving and i was like well maybe god has blessed with some snow so i can feel somewhat happy and then at fkcin 2 am in the hills of vancouver where i was hangin out at jamo's, it started to rain and melt.

Karma will catch up to him and he will get hit by a max and get raped by a crackhead.

if i see him i will get my money back somehow and prevent this from happening to other college students.

when you throw money in front of college students there going to react stupidly in sketchy situations because we are poor and need it
so thanks dude for preying on kids who go to school to get a career make a real living.

someday ill see you and kick you in the nuts


i was just awaken by the sound of 4 dogs barking
and no one in the house to tend to them
so now
i am wide awake after three hours of sleep and i'm gonna just play xbox till i have to leave for work at noooooon

SKATE 2 DEMO TONIGHT!!!!!! at 1155!


this is me tired
so this is what im gonna till i get ready

ima oh kick some beetches off'd of some roooofs!


hustled by a crackhead

on my last day in portland
i lost 120 dollars
im retarted
im sad
im too nice and its a shame
karma will come back to kill him
i hope he gets hit by the max
this crackhead made me laugh though


a day in the life

i am dead now



hello world i am erik and....

after 3 months of simplicity and non parental guidance in downtown portland
i am moving back to vancouver to live with the folks
i have dropped out of school
started working more
saving up
and moving to hollywoood this summmer!
dreams are stupid right?

until i go on to fulfill my dreams in the crazy world we call the ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS

i am starting a blog to be like the cool kids i know and read from
it seems like fun
so hey,why not try?