Brüno

AKA

"Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt"

HOly gosh this movies hillarious. I almost threw up and was crying at one part of the movie and it was the funniest yet most grotesque thing ive ever seen. hahaha
it was so damn funny.

I went and saw it with fat jamo,john and sam. I had a weird depressing breakdown before the movie and i was stressed out and went home and on my way home there was 10 cops going down McGillvary and i was like oh SHIIIT! my neighbor finally went crazy and killed his family.But fortunately that wasnt the case. I stopped being sad,went back to the theatres and we walked in and literally everyone knew jamo and were loving him for some weird reason and it was ridiculous how many kids from my old church were there.
It was kinda ironic.

(People love Him for a reason god doesnt even know)

The movie was so funny though,ive never laughed so hard,yet felt like throwing up at the same time in my life,and this happened multiple times in the movie.

I never knew imaginary oral sex could be so damn disgusting yet funny and the tv show he creates has the funniest and random and gross ending ever.

Its funny as hell and i recommend everyone see it unless your uncomfortable with your sexuality or a redneck or have no humorous emotion or go to westboro baptist church,or hate austrians..

so funny though

yeah, so i guess before the movie i over heard a girl talking about those cops and i guess a guy was in a highspeed chase and he got on the freeway and ended up flipping and i guess it was crazy. this was all by my house too,crazy and as we left the theatre jamo was introduced to some "BROS" by random chicks he knows and if he didnt have us as friends he would most definately be the coolest kid in vancouver.

I also heard Alex Shannyhan got burnt really bad so i feel bad for her and hopefully she gets better soon cause that really sucks. I think ill make her a sharpie painting or something.

Feel better ALex!

well good movie, the night was better that when it started, i got to eat du's today so that was nice, so now ima sleep and wake up, search for a job and go to the park. Maybe ever take a run. I feel like im getting fat. : /

yeeee!

new post like a week late.i suck.who cares

WHAT!
frostons on the sw00sh?

i guess it makes sense.
he is a giant celeb in the business,nike can pay him alot more.
its cool i guess,but in a way im kinda sad about it.i love nike sb but there just getting to big.sigh,ill probably start skating vans again or maybe try etnies.i guess ill see what happens.you never know,he could just be testing them out to see how he likes em but by the look of it,it seems official.
if you look in the way back too,i think its compton.

compton from eriKeating on Vimeo.
this is him,i filmed this in november.
it was tight.

damn,lately ive been feeling really depressed.the sun is out,well not right now,its actually cold and cloudy but the last few days it was sunny and i just layed around miserable.i dont try to be,but im just stressed.
im trying to go to school this july,i have no job,i need a cosigner,my mums in alabama,i keep getting hurt skating,i feel like i broke my thumb,gta is pissing me off because it froze and didnt save a mission and i flipped out.
gosh,so much dumb stuff.
i also watched Begotten and since then i went down this spiral of depression.
its fkcin twisted and depressing.
i dare you to watch the first 10 minutes.
it makes cup chicks look like a romantic comedy.
its not that its gross,which it kind of is,but its more just visually disturbing.


pretty much god kills himself with a straightrazor,mother earth pops out of him and pretty much gets his child juice in a particular fashion and impreganates herself and gives birth to what is supposed to be jesus.He is born into a desolate world of depression and death and theres cannibals running amok.
:) cool right?
fuck no.

scurry.

watch it,and tell me what you honestly felt like when you watched it.

its just weird

well,im trying to be happier.
im not "emo"
im just going through a semi-mid-life crisis at 20 and soon ill be in la going to school so i shouldnt worry.
i just wish i didnt have to wait.
oh wells.

p.s. im goin on a mofkcin grapefruit diet.
:D
siiiiick.

p.s.s. im on twitter if you didnt know.but i doubt you kids care:?
:?equals question mark face.he looks confused.?
idk

p.s.s.s. james,ill give u your dang polaroid when i go to the park next.ma bad.