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7/10/09

BrĂ¼no

AKA

"Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt"

HOly gosh this movies hillarious. I almost threw up and was crying at one part of the movie and it was the funniest yet most grotesque thing ive ever seen. hahaha
it was so damn funny.

I went and saw it with fat jamo,john and sam. I had a weird depressing breakdown before the movie and i was stressed out and went home and on my way home there was 10 cops going down McGillvary and i was like oh SHIIIT! my neighbor finally went crazy and killed his family.But fortunately that wasnt the case. I stopped being sad,went back to the theatres and we walked in and literally everyone knew jamo and were loving him for some weird reason and it was ridiculous how many kids from my old church were there.
It was kinda ironic.
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(People love Him for a reason god doesnt even know)

The movie was so funny though,ive never laughed so hard,yet felt like throwing up at the same time in my life,and this happened multiple times in the movie.

I never knew imaginary oral sex could be so damn disgusting yet funny and the tv show he creates has the funniest and random and gross ending ever.

Its funny as hell and i recommend everyone see it unless your uncomfortable with your sexuality or a redneck or have no humorous emotion or go to westboro baptist church,or hate austrians..

so funny though

yeah, so i guess before the movie i over heard a girl talking about those cops and i guess a guy was in a highspeed chase and he got on the freeway and ended up flipping and i guess it was crazy. this was all by my house too,crazy and as we left the theatre jamo was introduced to some "BROS" by random chicks he knows and if he didnt have us as friends he would most definately be the coolest kid in vancouver.

I also heard Alex Shannyhan got burnt really bad so i feel bad for her and hopefully she gets better soon cause that really sucks. I think ill make her a sharpie painting or something.

Feel better ALex!

well good movie, the night was better that when it started, i got to eat du's today so that was nice, so now ima sleep and wake up, search for a job and go to the park. Maybe ever take a run. I feel like im getting fat. : /

yeeee!

4/23/09

i wanna smack Perez Hilton in the face because if i punched him,then im a woman beater.

fuck Perez Hilton.
hes such a hypocrite.
Pretty much he called a girl a cunt on his stupid ass website after he was a judge at the Miss America(not that i watched it...) because she was asked by him if gay marriage should be legal since he was one of the judges.
she said no,and that it should be between a man or a woman.
this is America,we can say what we want,so why did she end up losing?
because of her answer and his "feelings"were hurt.


DO i agree with her answer. Yes and NO. she shouldnt have to lie to try and win.She was perfectly honest and for that,she should have been acknowledged for speaking her mind . I actually dont really care,if you wanna be gay and get married,go for it. It'll probably suck like alot of dysfunctional marriages but it is probably really cool to if your significant other is the one you truely love.
so why not get married?
marriage shouldnt be between man or woman, marriage is based on love and love is between humans.
go for it,i honestly have nothing against it.
I believe in God and i highly doubt your gonna burn in hell just because you like another dude,who cares,that means there more girls in the world for womanizers and polygamists...which deserve to go to hell.so maybe i'm completely contradicting myself.
oh well.
im a hypocrite.
damn.
we all are.
And if your a girl who likes other girls,now you can be friends with both sexes.
im sure lesbians are hella sweeeet cause they could help you get a girlfriend and at the same time play xbox and watch basketball with you.

If i ever meet perez,which i'm highly sure i will someday,ill call him out on everything he says. Hes a nobody,hes just a former really fat gay guy who is semi-fat now who sat on his computer all day and talked shit about people. Why do people read it?
But then again,who honestly reads this.
Were all hypocrites and we all speak our mind but we should'nt be called names or lose things just because of our own beliefs.
was it right? probably not
but neither was the question being asked.

its my opinion but i honestly dont like him.

Atleast the girl who lost is making alot more headlines then the chick who won who is from north carolina
i watch too much news!
im turning old.
oh wells

p.s.
today was a good day,woke up at 2:30
went to my old work with adan and nick.
saw some old co-workers
went to the park
went to maple crest box where nick did a sick noseslide down the hubba
came back to the park
played streetball and beat adan at skate and one on one
ICELAND straight murdered MEXICO
all in all
a good day
blazers party thingy majig at fat jamos tommorow night!!!

IM INVITIN EVERYONE!!!
even if he doesnt want you too come.

p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s i just edited this,im not going to jamos.
im going to dan deacon at the wonderballroom with nick lund and james.

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