Brüno

AKA

"Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt"

HOly gosh this movies hillarious. I almost threw up and was crying at one part of the movie and it was the funniest yet most grotesque thing ive ever seen. hahaha
it was so damn funny.

I went and saw it with fat jamo,john and sam. I had a weird depressing breakdown before the movie and i was stressed out and went home and on my way home there was 10 cops going down McGillvary and i was like oh SHIIIT! my neighbor finally went crazy and killed his family.But fortunately that wasnt the case. I stopped being sad,went back to the theatres and we walked in and literally everyone knew jamo and were loving him for some weird reason and it was ridiculous how many kids from my old church were there.
It was kinda ironic.

(People love Him for a reason god doesnt even know)

The movie was so funny though,ive never laughed so hard,yet felt like throwing up at the same time in my life,and this happened multiple times in the movie.

I never knew imaginary oral sex could be so damn disgusting yet funny and the tv show he creates has the funniest and random and gross ending ever.

Its funny as hell and i recommend everyone see it unless your uncomfortable with your sexuality or a redneck or have no humorous emotion or go to westboro baptist church,or hate austrians..

so funny though

yeah, so i guess before the movie i over heard a girl talking about those cops and i guess a guy was in a highspeed chase and he got on the freeway and ended up flipping and i guess it was crazy. this was all by my house too,crazy and as we left the theatre jamo was introduced to some "BROS" by random chicks he knows and if he didnt have us as friends he would most definately be the coolest kid in vancouver.

I also heard Alex Shannyhan got burnt really bad so i feel bad for her and hopefully she gets better soon cause that really sucks. I think ill make her a sharpie painting or something.

Feel better ALex!

well good movie, the night was better that when it started, i got to eat du's today so that was nice, so now ima sleep and wake up, search for a job and go to the park. Maybe ever take a run. I feel like im getting fat. : /

yeeee!

uhhhhh transmorphers.

so transformers 2. THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL that only really took 600 days to see after the first one premiered last night and i got my ticket to cinetopia. I got the last ticket out of 251 after i traded my other ticket which was in a different theatre at cinetopia so i could sit with my friends. IT was packed. Every room was sold out and i made dereks friend holli sneak in candy. we got kicked out of the line earlier because we couldnt have green teas in line even though we were waiting for 3 hours for the movie premiered.

anyways,we got in,dereks "gal friend" got me candy,i ate all there popcorn, i got really thirsty and i was in a row with like 100 kids who were a grade below me. Eugene B was sitting next to me and he was my go to guy for whatever the hell was happening on screen cause really,i only knew like 8 transformers and there was 47 in the movie. The movie starts and the trailers begin. After a few good trailers NEW MOON comes on and i yell WOOOO and literally 247 people,excluding my friends all look at me and start booing and yelling at me and i heard someone call me names.

I woulda fought them though, but i kept my cool and the movie played.
i wont ruin anything for you but its 2 and half hours of just explosions and hot chicks and robots. The visuals were amazing, the story not so much. But as a summer blockbuster and a michael bay film, it was made just for entertainment and i found it rather entertaining.

I found it funny though that the only thing i could think about the first hour of the movie was how un-realistic his college was. THeres no way there would be that many slutty, yet good looking girls in his astronomy class and i guess i just hate that cliche. His parents were really funny in the movie and the robots were sick and i liked that optimus wasnt such a pussy in this as he was in the first. HE HELLA OWNED some robots. I give it a 6.5 out of 10 but i recommend seeing it atleast once because the visuals are amazing and megan fox was pretty good looking but shes no emily browning.

but yeeea,its worth seeing.

also,i wrote a review over at first showing.net and im the tenth comment. READ ALL thE HAtE MAiL towards me after i commented. its hella funny.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/06/24/sound-off-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-what-did-you-think/

ima get outta bed,eat some apples and go skate!